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Posted by

kyley_b

[It's probably one PM Krakoa time when David gets a text from Trevor.]

ok so b4 i tell you something promise you won't b mad :)

Posted by

helpdesk_hero

What did you do?

Posted by

kyley_b

so u know we went 2 get that guy who hurt u and me and aki found him and i thought i should let ur bf know so he'd feel better.

ur bf is really good at talking did u know that?

Posted by

helpdesk_hero

[Yes, he knew that. He REALLY knew that. And he could get why that had made issues for Trevor. But Akihiro was absolutely in trouble because he was old enough and experienced enough to know when someone was totally using their words to manipulate him. Fuck.]

Two questions: is Kyle unharmed, and how many pieces did he leave the person in?

Posted by

kyley_b

[To be fair to Akihiro, he hadn't been privy to the call. He just hadn't interfered when Kyle had shown up. Mostly because he thought it was funny.]

he hurt his hand p bad but he's ok. other dude not gonna be v pretty for a while.

jp is SUPER pissed :(

uh they might be fighting
with words it's ok

Posted by

helpdesk_hero

JP can calm his Canadian tits. I’ll deal with Kyle. And if you’d be so kind as to advise the team that anyone who doesn’t lay off of my boyfriend will experience my long lasting and highly creative displeasure, I would appreciate it. And remind them that I know just how to convince Foley that small pranks like giving people a non-fatal allergy to their favorite food is a good idea.

Posted by

kyley_b

i'm not saying that to him. the tits thing.

ok i think they're done screaming :) g2g i'm sure firecracker will txt u soon

Posted by

helpdesk_hero

Firecracker. I love it. Thanks for the heads up, Trevor. I owe you about fifty for this.

Posted by

kyley_b

[Not long after, David gets another text, this time from Kyle.]

hey dude

Posted by

helpdesk_hero

So, seems your first actual meeting with my team left an impression. I just wasn’t expecting it to be on your fist.

Posted by

kyley_b

on a scale of 1-10 how pissed are you?

Posted by

helpdesk_hero

You're asking for some VERY complicated math there, Kyle. VERY complicated.

Posted by

kyley_b

alright let me rephrase that: on a scale of 1-10 how pissed are you at ME?

i'm kind of hoping for a "don't be ridiculous you've avenged me," but realistically i think i'm more likely to get a really spectacular lecture about why the superheroics are left to professionals.

Posted by

helpdesk_hero

I'm not pissed. I'm disappointed, Kyle.

Yes, you avenged me, I do appreciate that. But you put yourself at risk of pain and lawsuits.

Posted by

kyley_b

that's worse.

i don't care, he hit you with a car! and it's not like your team wasn't about to put a beatdown on him anyway because they were!

Posted by

helpdesk_hero

And when they do it, it's an international incident or a diplomatic affair. If you do it, you could be put in JAIL, Kyle. You could lose your chance at school.