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[helpdesk_hero]

There's Just No Helping Ninjas


Open Post for All Your David Alleyne/Prodigy Needs. TFLN overflow, PSL ideas, requests for starters, your wish is his command. After all, Technical Support is there to assist.

Comments

[helpdesk_hero]

Trevor probably should be in a little trouble.

Wait, you call me dickhead!?

[kyley_b]

i disagree.

to your face, yeah!
it's not what i call you if i talk about you to other people. you've alternately been called clark kent, mr genius, and dr hot.

kenny suggested 'bbc' but i said NO

[helpdesk_hero]

Clark Kent? Wow, nerd.

BBC?

[kyley_b]

you wear glasses, you're a superhero, and under your clothes you're built like a goddamn dream. and i'm your jimmy olsen.

it's a porn genre, david. big black cock.

[helpdesk_hero]

Oh geez, really? That's how you see me? I'm just a person, Kyle. I'm no Clark Kent. Or Superman.

And I think we both know I'm not THAT endowed.

[kyley_b]

you're more than just a person. you're MY person.

you're packing pretty good dude

[helpdesk_hero]

I really am. I'm glad to be as well.

Oh come on, it's not THAT much.

[kyley_b]

good.

it ain't little.

[helpdesk_hero]

You just have no control, do you? Gotta say scandalous things.

[kyley_b]

are you blushing?

[helpdesk_hero]

Absolutely.

[kyley_b]

good you look cute in pink

[helpdesk_hero]

You've never even seen me in pink, Kyle.

[kyley_b]

fuck you you know what i meant you stupid sexy man of mine

[helpdesk_hero]

Well, do I? I don't know. Could be I don't know.

[kyley_b]

goddamn you're infuriating and it makes me stupid horny

[helpdesk_hero]

Well, you do seem rather horny normally.

[kyley_b]

only when you're around

[helpdesk_hero]

And when you're talking to me. And thinking about me. And all of that?

[kyley_b]

yes.

you're tormenting an injured man, david.

[helpdesk_hero]

Your own fault you're injured.

[kyley_b]

ok true

[helpdesk_hero]

I will feel pity, but not as much.