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[helpdesk_hero]

There's Just No Helping Ninjas


Open Post for All Your David Alleyne/Prodigy Needs. TFLN overflow, PSL ideas, requests for starters, your wish is his command. After all, Technical Support is there to assist.

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[kyley_b]

i'm not saying that to him. the tits thing.

ok i think they're done screaming :) g2g i'm sure firecracker will txt u soon

[helpdesk_hero]

Firecracker. I love it. Thanks for the heads up, Trevor. I owe you about fifty for this.

[kyley_b]

[Not long after, David gets another text, this time from Kyle.]

hey dude

[helpdesk_hero]

So, seems your first actual meeting with my team left an impression. I just wasn’t expecting it to be on your fist.

[kyley_b]

on a scale of 1-10 how pissed are you?

[helpdesk_hero]

You're asking for some VERY complicated math there, Kyle. VERY complicated.

[kyley_b]

alright let me rephrase that: on a scale of 1-10 how pissed are you at ME?

i'm kind of hoping for a "don't be ridiculous you've avenged me," but realistically i think i'm more likely to get a really spectacular lecture about why the superheroics are left to professionals.

[helpdesk_hero]

I'm not pissed. I'm disappointed, Kyle.

Yes, you avenged me, I do appreciate that. But you put yourself at risk of pain and lawsuits.

[kyley_b]

that's worse.

i don't care, he hit you with a car! and it's not like your team wasn't about to put a beatdown on him anyway because they were!

[helpdesk_hero]

And when they do it, it's an international incident or a diplomatic affair. If you do it, you could be put in JAIL, Kyle. You could lose your chance at school.

[kyley_b]

i don't care.

[helpdesk_hero]

I do. Do you think I want to be the reason you can't have your future?

[kyley_b]

that would NOT be your fault, that would be mine for being an impulsive idiot.

i'm sorry.
it was really stupid of me.

[helpdesk_hero]

IT was. But... I love you.

[kyley_b]

david i love you so much.

i promise i won't do it again, and i'm pretty sure i won't go to jail over it this time.
i do think your boss hates me tho

[helpdesk_hero]

Yeah, Jean-Paul isn't pleased. It's going ot take some time to get back to good there.

[kyley_b]

yeah i don't think i ever actually reached good with that one in the first place.

[helpdesk_hero]

No, you haven't. But that it something possible to achieve.

[kyley_b]

oh shit he's back hang on

[helpdesk_hero]

who is back?

[kyley_b]

[The reply takes about ten minutes.]

sorry it was your boss
apparently if i ever do this again he's going to drop me in the yukon.
but we're cool. might get to visit you

[helpdesk_hero]

Wait, what? That isn’t a small offer, Kyle. If he’s willing to go to bat for you, offering to even get you a visitation in a more public area... wow.

[kyley_b]

yeah well
i might have asked how he'd have liked it if his husband got hit by a car

[helpdesk_hero]

Worse things have happened to Kyle, and he doesn't take it well.

[kyley_b]

yeah i bet.
apparently he's going to have a 'serious talk' with you. sorry.

i'm really sorry