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[helpdesk_hero]

There's Just No Helping Ninjas


Open Post for All Your David Alleyne/Prodigy Needs. TFLN overflow, PSL ideas, requests for starters, your wish is his command. After all, Technical Support is there to assist.

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[helpdesk_hero]

I can't wait either. Will probably be a few more days though.

[kyley_b]

yeah i figured

maybe i can call you some night.

[helpdesk_hero]

You're always welcome to, Firecracker.

[kyley_b]

what did you call me?

[helpdesk_hero]

Firecracker. My firecracker.

[kyley_b]

oh my god

yeah. yeah i like that one <3

[helpdesk_hero]

[And for the eagerness of Kyle’s reply, Trevor was getting no complaints over reading for a month. Maybe two.]

I take that as gleeful approval. I’ll keep using it.

[kyley_b]

best nickname i've ever gotten.

mind you all my other ones are like... jew and daywalker so.

[helpdesk_hero]

It suits you. I'm glad it was suggested. But mutants, we're good at nicknames.

[kyley_b]

i do have a short fuse

aw you didn't think of it?
yeah with all your code names.

[helpdesk_hero]

And you're loud.

Trevor did. HE called you one and it felt so right.

[kyley_b]

yeah i am.

i hope he's not in too much trouble. he was just trying to be nice.

i should give you a nickname besides dickhead, huh? something cuter

[helpdesk_hero]

Trevor probably should be in a little trouble.

Wait, you call me dickhead!?

[kyley_b]

i disagree.

to your face, yeah!
it's not what i call you if i talk about you to other people. you've alternately been called clark kent, mr genius, and dr hot.

kenny suggested 'bbc' but i said NO

[helpdesk_hero]

Clark Kent? Wow, nerd.

BBC?

[kyley_b]

you wear glasses, you're a superhero, and under your clothes you're built like a goddamn dream. and i'm your jimmy olsen.

it's a porn genre, david. big black cock.

[helpdesk_hero]

Oh geez, really? That's how you see me? I'm just a person, Kyle. I'm no Clark Kent. Or Superman.

And I think we both know I'm not THAT endowed.

[kyley_b]

you're more than just a person. you're MY person.

you're packing pretty good dude

[helpdesk_hero]

I really am. I'm glad to be as well.

Oh come on, it's not THAT much.

[kyley_b]

good.

it ain't little.

[helpdesk_hero]

You just have no control, do you? Gotta say scandalous things.

[kyley_b]

are you blushing?

[helpdesk_hero]

Absolutely.

[kyley_b]

good you look cute in pink

[helpdesk_hero]

You've never even seen me in pink, Kyle.