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[helpdesk_hero]

There's Just No Helping Ninjas


Open Post for All Your David Alleyne/Prodigy Needs. TFLN overflow, PSL ideas, requests for starters, your wish is his command. After all, Technical Support is there to assist.

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[helpdesk_hero]

You are a little compared to me.
And they called me a reverse peacock. Assholes.

[kyley_b]

yeah, true. you're jacked. it's cool i like a little bulk.
haha what?!
so me your exes, huh? you said they had cool hair

[helpdesk_hero]

Yeah. But it's more than that. I showed them some pictures of you from our first date. Sorry, I took some with my glasses. You're good with choosing colors that accent your hair, which makes you striking. So yeah, you're the peacock, I'm plain apparently.

[kyley_b]

you don't have to apologise i just wish i'd looked better

you're not plain at ALL

[helpdesk_hero]

You look wonderful, Kyle.

And yes, I totally look pretty good. But I don't try and impress them.

[kyley_b]

thank you.

dude i don't impress at all. you impress by just standing there
kenny asked if i was sure you weren't a stripper

[helpdesk_hero]

You impress me.

Ouch. I don't strip for anyone but you.

[kyley_b]

i still don't know how

he meant it as a compliment to you and a dig at me

[helpdesk_hero]

Stop saying that. I like you. Take it and run with it.

And yet you are the one htat wins the prize of hot naked boyfriend.

[kyley_b]

sorry

yeah i'm definitely winning there
you're beautiful

[helpdesk_hero]

So are you. And I'm happy with that.

[kyley_b]

and smart and cool and not plagued by supervillains

oh ike is jealous of your glasses btw

[helpdesk_hero]

Definitely smart and cool.

The AR glasses? I'd make him a pair, but I'm jealous of my coding. I don't want people to know how to play with my code.

[kyley_b]

and sweet.

yeah don't give it to him, he'll totally sell it to canada.

[helpdesk_hero]

Yeah, and I'd sue him. Which is easier given Jean-Paul is Canadian and knows a LOT of patent attorneys.

[kyley_b]

can't let you sue my little brother
you ever been to french canada? it's fucking weird

[helpdesk_hero]

Of course I have. Did you miss the fact that my boss and team lead is Quebecois? I'm very aware.

[kyley_b]

just because he's from there doesn't mean he made you go!
the fucking mimes, dude. awful.

[helpdesk_hero]

No, I went because his husband was adamant that I let him help me get proper ski gear for my little sister's birthday.

There is nothing wrong with mimes

[kyley_b]

aw that's sweet

and the singing...

[helpdesk_hero]

You have a problem with Canadian music?

[kyley_b]

nah.

see i've traveled a little. so cultured.

[helpdesk_hero]

Cultured. That's cute.

[kyley_b]

yeah. i'm a riot
i've been to peru?

[helpdesk_hero]

Oh, I haven't been there. Jealous.