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[helpdesk_hero]

There's Just No Helping Ninjas


Open Post for All Your David Alleyne/Prodigy Needs. TFLN overflow, PSL ideas, requests for starters, your wish is his command. After all, Technical Support is there to assist.

Comments

[kyley_b]

i still don't know how

he meant it as a compliment to you and a dig at me

[helpdesk_hero]

Stop saying that. I like you. Take it and run with it.

And yet you are the one htat wins the prize of hot naked boyfriend.

[kyley_b]

sorry

yeah i'm definitely winning there
you're beautiful

[helpdesk_hero]

So are you. And I'm happy with that.

[kyley_b]

and smart and cool and not plagued by supervillains

oh ike is jealous of your glasses btw

[helpdesk_hero]

Definitely smart and cool.

The AR glasses? I'd make him a pair, but I'm jealous of my coding. I don't want people to know how to play with my code.

[kyley_b]

and sweet.

yeah don't give it to him, he'll totally sell it to canada.

[helpdesk_hero]

Yeah, and I'd sue him. Which is easier given Jean-Paul is Canadian and knows a LOT of patent attorneys.

[kyley_b]

can't let you sue my little brother
you ever been to french canada? it's fucking weird

[helpdesk_hero]

Of course I have. Did you miss the fact that my boss and team lead is Quebecois? I'm very aware.

[kyley_b]

just because he's from there doesn't mean he made you go!
the fucking mimes, dude. awful.

[helpdesk_hero]

No, I went because his husband was adamant that I let him help me get proper ski gear for my little sister's birthday.

There is nothing wrong with mimes

[kyley_b]

aw that's sweet

and the singing...

[helpdesk_hero]

You have a problem with Canadian music?

[kyley_b]

nah.

see i've traveled a little. so cultured.

[helpdesk_hero]

Cultured. That's cute.

[kyley_b]

yeah. i'm a riot
i've been to peru?

[helpdesk_hero]

Oh, I haven't been there. Jealous.

[kyley_b]

it was weird. but we stopped a bunch of giant guinea pigs.

are you sick of me trying to impress you yet?

[helpdesk_hero]

You impress me with the way you smile. With the bravery you had asking me out. With the curve of your jaw and the taste of your skin.

I don't need stories.

[kyley_b]

how are you poetic, too?!

[helpdesk_hero]

It's not poetry. It's flowery language. They aren't hte same.

[kyley_b]

oh fuck off you know what i meant you smartass

what are you doing anyway?

[helpdesk_hero]

Honestly? Observing an autopsy.

[kyley_b]

oh shit i'm sorry don't let me distract you