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[helpdesk_hero]

There's Just No Helping Ninjas


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[kyley_b]

and sweet.

yeah don't give it to him, he'll totally sell it to canada.

[helpdesk_hero]

Yeah, and I'd sue him. Which is easier given Jean-Paul is Canadian and knows a LOT of patent attorneys.

[kyley_b]

can't let you sue my little brother
you ever been to french canada? it's fucking weird

[helpdesk_hero]

Of course I have. Did you miss the fact that my boss and team lead is Quebecois? I'm very aware.

[kyley_b]

just because he's from there doesn't mean he made you go!
the fucking mimes, dude. awful.

[helpdesk_hero]

No, I went because his husband was adamant that I let him help me get proper ski gear for my little sister's birthday.

There is nothing wrong with mimes

[kyley_b]

aw that's sweet

and the singing...

[helpdesk_hero]

You have a problem with Canadian music?

[kyley_b]

nah.

see i've traveled a little. so cultured.

[helpdesk_hero]

Cultured. That's cute.

[kyley_b]

yeah. i'm a riot
i've been to peru?

[helpdesk_hero]

Oh, I haven't been there. Jealous.

[kyley_b]

it was weird. but we stopped a bunch of giant guinea pigs.

are you sick of me trying to impress you yet?

[helpdesk_hero]

You impress me with the way you smile. With the bravery you had asking me out. With the curve of your jaw and the taste of your skin.

I don't need stories.

[kyley_b]

how are you poetic, too?!

[helpdesk_hero]

It's not poetry. It's flowery language. They aren't hte same.

[kyley_b]

oh fuck off you know what i meant you smartass

what are you doing anyway?

[helpdesk_hero]

Honestly? Observing an autopsy.

[kyley_b]

oh shit i'm sorry don't let me distract you

[helpdesk_hero]

I'm also doing a master level sudoku, writing a paper on plant behavioral patterns, and running three kinds of forensic accounting searches. I multitask, Kyle.

[kyley_b]

and here i thought i was hot shit for doing homework while listening to npr

you turn me on and make me feel inadequate all at the same time

[helpdesk_hero]

My brain is wired differently.

[kyley_b]

i know.

why an autopsy?

[helpdesk_hero]

It's part of my job. And sometimes I pick up on details that Dr. Reyes doesn't. Not often, but my knowledge paired with hers is valuable.

[kyley_b]

oh.

are you ok?