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[helpdesk_hero]

There's Just No Helping Ninjas


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[kyley_b]

yeah i had to take breaks, the racism is nuts

make it cool.

i've seen a giant wall erected in the middle of town because people thought all the kids were gonna get abducted. then they made us leave because they found out most kids are abducted by family members. i lived with a group of mongols for a few days

[helpdesk_hero]

The more you tell me about this town you grew up in, the more my head hurts.

[kyley_b]

what, chicago doesn't have mongol hoardes? or giant mechs? maybe a scientist who just puts 2 asses on things?

[helpdesk_hero]

No where in this country should have mongol hordes. Giant mechs were... far more common. And worrying. I flinch when I see giant robots.

[kyley_b]

yeah i bet you do.

see this is why i kinda wanna keep you far far away from my hometown. it's not normal

[helpdesk_hero]

Neither was Westchester County. But I get it. If there's a trip to a hometown, it will be mine.

[kyley_b]

deal.

uh unless we make it to the meet your parents stage. mom will insist.
but i promise i'll have kenny scout for trouble and make sure certain people are NOT in town. kenny's cool he'd tell me

[helpdesk_hero]

You sure I can't just fly your parents somewhere?

[kyley_b]

probably but i can PROMISE there will be an argument at some point that goes exactly like "bubala why won't you bring your nice young man home for hanukkah are you ashamed of your home? do you think we'd embarrass you? ike is coming home you know, and you haven't visited in so long"

[helpdesk_hero]

You sure your bubala won't get upset that I'm, well, a guy?

[kyley_b]

yeah uh that conversation is a bit overdue i guess

my mom's just really reactive. she's not a bitch she's just kinda hotheaded and if she gets upset it can be bad

[helpdesk_hero]

If she gets upset I'll deal with it.

[kyley_b]

david i really can't emphasize enough how bad it can get

like 'international incident' bad

i was kinda putting off the talk until after law school tbh

[helpdesk_hero]

Well, I'm definitely international. At the moment.

Then we don't tell your family. No reason to.

[kyley_b]

if my mom starts another war i'll die i swear

not yet no
i'm sorry i know it's cowardly.
ike knows, he figured it out when i was in high school

[helpdesk_hero]

Another war?

He sounds smart. But Kyle? I'm saying I know I'm not a dirty little secret to you. I'm completely fine with keeping us quiet if you're not ready to be out to your parents. Honestly? I'm not out to mine yet.

[kyley_b]

uhm
yeah. she did that once. with canada. she didn't mean to i swear it just got out of hand
and i may as well tell you now and i understand if this is a deal breaker but i got canada bombed once and i'm so sorry i didn't mean to either i guess i'm really just like my mom

you're not?

[helpdesk_hero]

Swear?

I'm not sure I ever heard of Canada being bombed by the US. Guess the governments are good at hiding that shit. I'll have to look into it.

No. I'm not. Dad wouldn't get it. Mom would be really supportive though.

[kyley_b]

she meant well, she just didn't want us using curse words. i mean, it all got fixed but still

nono please don't it's awful and it's all my fault

would he disown you?

[helpdesk_hero]

And yet, I'm intrigued.

No, he wouldn't. But he'd be weird.

[kyley_b]

i was 10!

i worry i'd be disowned
mom wants grandkids.

[helpdesk_hero]

You realize that science means that isn't impossible if you want children.

[kyley_b]

i don't know if i'd be comfortable having some random woman carry my weird ginger sperm

[helpdesk_hero]

That's your choice. Are you even interested in kids?

[kyley_b]

i don't know dude i haven't really thought about it

do you?