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[helpdesk_hero]

There's Just No Helping Ninjas


Open Post for All Your David Alleyne/Prodigy Needs. TFLN overflow, PSL ideas, requests for starters, your wish is his command. After all, Technical Support is there to assist.

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[helpdesk_hero]

That's fair. Looking like a parent is no one's goal.

[kyley_b]

ugh.

hey how are you?

[helpdesk_hero]

Good enough I suppose. Work is going smoothly despite, well... You know, life can be weird on Krakoa. But it's going better now.

So, you should know, Lorna got tapped for the X-Men so our team is down a man, some weird stuff happened with Tommy's family that I'm not at full liberty to share because state secrets. That said, I've been given another vacation because of team restructuring.

[kyley_b]

yeah i know.

oh wow. you ok? like emotionally?

hey if you've got a vacation maybe we can do something!

[helpdesk_hero]

Emotionally? I'm overjoyed. While bad things happened, some REALLY good things happened for Krakoa too. The air there is fucking celebration on levels I didn't know were possible, and I thought we had celebration down to an art.

But me? I'm not really a 'huge party, lots of drinking' sort of person? So yeah, good emotionally, but getting a headache from everyone else around. So vacation is possible.

[kyley_b]

my introverted darling.

[helpdesk_hero]

Wow, no, I'm not big on the whole 'orgy and loud ass music yet'

[kyley_b]

wow okay 1) i think introverted is a good thing

and 2) there's an orgy?!

[helpdesk_hero]

Yeah, I don't mind it either way.

Yeah. Mutants are big on orgies and sex and parties leading into those. I tend to stay inside for this stuff.

[kyley_b]

oh. wow. ok then!

more reason i shouldn't be allowed on krakoa

[helpdesk_hero]

Why shouldn't you be allowed on Krakoa? Afraid of orgies?

[kyley_b]

david please imagine the beautiful person orgy in full swing and my ginger scarecrow ass walks in. bonerkiller.

[helpdesk_hero]

Dude, pleasure remember, not all mutants look like humans as you know them. So really, we're less into judging my appearance.

[kyley_b]

i dunnnooooo i've heard things.

i was mostly kidding tho babe.

so what do you wanna do on vacation?

[helpdesk_hero]

Dude, you need to chill on what you've heard. Though the older mutants are UNFAIRLY hot. Holy fuck.

I don't know, if there somewhere you've wanted to go?

[kyley_b]

i'm not allowed to listen to people?

you're the prettiest mutant i know.

it's your vacation!

[helpdesk_hero]

Sure you're allowed to listen to people, but not when they insult your hotness.

You're a flatter and I LOVE it. A lot.

It's OUR vacation.

[kyley_b]

oh that's not what i meant.

i'm just being honest!

ok. :)
we could go out of town?

[helpdesk_hero]

Awww, I do like your honesty.

Alright. Out of town. You wanna go for somewhere interesting?

[kyley_b]

you beautiful man.

sure! what were you thinking, like skiing or something?

[helpdesk_hero]

Keep saying things like that and I'll keep being happy.

Do you like skiing? I figure you're good on all of the winter sports given where you grew up, but it's important to know what you like.

[kyley_b]

you're beautiful and intelligent.

it's ok. i was just trying to think of stuff lol.
i'm not really used to vacations as an adult.

[helpdesk_hero]

And you're getting good at that.

Neither am I. Do you like skating better?

[kyley_b]

at being honest?

i do, yeah.
i guess we don't have to stay in california

[helpdesk_hero]

Making me feel good about me.

We could stay in California. Want to go to the beach?