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[helpdesk_hero]

There's Just No Helping Ninjas


Open Post for All Your David Alleyne/Prodigy Needs. TFLN overflow, PSL ideas, requests for starters, your wish is his command. After all, Technical Support is there to assist.

Comments

[kyley_b]

oh! oh shit, okay! sorry i was really worried for a second.

yeah that was me trying to play it cool

[helpdesk_hero]

You're like rubber when there are compliments flying around. they all bounce off you.

[kyley_b]

sorry.

you do it too, tho, and with you it makes even less sense!

[helpdesk_hero]

Yeah. I'm a hypocrite.

[kyley_b]

i really don't get it. nobody could possibly have called you ugly growing up.

[helpdesk_hero]

No, but no one said the things about me that you say for a while.

[kyley_b]

well you're objectively hot as hell, david. <3 and smart and kind and just mostly great.

and you dress well so you can help your hopeless boyfriend who has a deep fear of clothes shopping.

[helpdesk_hero]

Thanks for saying all of that.

I can help with shopping.

[kyley_b]

it's all true.

i appreciate that a lot.
i'm still a little scared of crab people.

[helpdesk_hero]

You've had experiences with Crab People?

[kyley_b]

yeah. they were the original queer eye guys. i went to nyc to kill them but that didn't work out. you've seen them too?

[helpdesk_hero]

...
WTF THE ORIGINAL QUEER EYES WERE SECRETLY CRABS!?
No I haven't seen them. But fuck I need to google this. Oh god how are CRABS LITERALLY MORE FASHIONABLE THAN STRAIGHT MEN!?

[kyley_b]

yes!!! oh thank god you believe me, almost nobody does besides my old schoolteacher and mr slave cos they went there to kill them too.

i dunno, cos crabs don't have anything better to do?

[helpdesk_hero]

MEN don't seemt o have anything better to do a lot of the time!

[kyley_b]

well i mean
fashion is kinda gay

[helpdesk_hero]

Is it though? Or is it just that men have told themselves that because they are too afraid of being seen as gay?

[kyley_b]

i dunno. maybe. probably.

i'm trying to be enlightened about this.

[helpdesk_hero]

I don't know how to be enlightened about crabs dictating men's fashion.

[kyley_b]

heh i meant my internalized issues or whatever.

[helpdesk_hero]

Oh. That's a thing a lot od guys have.

[kyley_b]

but not you.

[helpdesk_hero]

Oh, no, I had it too. I was scared to be me when I was younger. Hell, I was deeply closeted for a while and that definitely didn't serve as a period where my fashion sense was GOOD.

[kyley_b]

you were?! you, really?

[helpdesk_hero]

Dude, my high school yearbook would show that.

[kyley_b]

but you're so comfortable with sexuality.