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[helpdesk_hero]

There's Just No Helping Ninjas


Open Post for All Your David Alleyne/Prodigy Needs. TFLN overflow, PSL ideas, requests for starters, your wish is his command. After all, Technical Support is there to assist.

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[helpdesk_hero]

Thanks for saying all of that.

I can help with shopping.

[kyley_b]

it's all true.

i appreciate that a lot.
i'm still a little scared of crab people.

[helpdesk_hero]

You've had experiences with Crab People?

[kyley_b]

yeah. they were the original queer eye guys. i went to nyc to kill them but that didn't work out. you've seen them too?

[helpdesk_hero]

...
WTF THE ORIGINAL QUEER EYES WERE SECRETLY CRABS!?
No I haven't seen them. But fuck I need to google this. Oh god how are CRABS LITERALLY MORE FASHIONABLE THAN STRAIGHT MEN!?

[kyley_b]

yes!!! oh thank god you believe me, almost nobody does besides my old schoolteacher and mr slave cos they went there to kill them too.

i dunno, cos crabs don't have anything better to do?

[helpdesk_hero]

MEN don't seemt o have anything better to do a lot of the time!

[kyley_b]

well i mean
fashion is kinda gay

[helpdesk_hero]

Is it though? Or is it just that men have told themselves that because they are too afraid of being seen as gay?

[kyley_b]

i dunno. maybe. probably.

i'm trying to be enlightened about this.

[helpdesk_hero]

I don't know how to be enlightened about crabs dictating men's fashion.

[kyley_b]

heh i meant my internalized issues or whatever.

[helpdesk_hero]

Oh. That's a thing a lot od guys have.

[kyley_b]

but not you.

[helpdesk_hero]

Oh, no, I had it too. I was scared to be me when I was younger. Hell, I was deeply closeted for a while and that definitely didn't serve as a period where my fashion sense was GOOD.

[kyley_b]

you were?! you, really?

[helpdesk_hero]

Dude, my high school yearbook would show that.

[kyley_b]

but you're so comfortable with sexuality.

[helpdesk_hero]

Now. I'm so comfortable with my sexuality NOW.

[kyley_b]

it's hard to picture is all.

[helpdesk_hero]

When I was in high school there were still a lot of people who said that bisexuality was a myth, or just people desperate for attention.

[kyley_b]

yeah.

i still don't know what i'd call myself. besides gay 4 u

[helpdesk_hero]

You don't have to have a label. I just... I did.

[kyley_b]

they're useful, though.

when did it change? like when were you like, no, i like guys and girls both so screw your biphobia?

[helpdesk_hero]

After I lost my powers, and the Cuckoos gave me my knowledge. They... Well, what happened in that moment made me realize that my attraction to men was just as true at that of women and men around me who liked me. I could feel my feelings next to theirs and I understood.