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[helpdesk_hero]

There's Just No Helping Ninjas


Open Post for All Your David Alleyne/Prodigy Needs. TFLN overflow, PSL ideas, requests for starters, your wish is his command. After all, Technical Support is there to assist.

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[father_complex]

You really shouldn't lie to yourself like that. It's okay to admit that I'm attractive. In fact it's part of the program. Step 1: admit that I'm attractive. Step 2: Get fucked until your legs go weak. Step 3: make me breakfast in the morning.

[helpdesk_hero]

I'm not prone to lying to people, Daken. Your 'attractiveness' is based on your pheromones manipulating people.

But I can accept step two. Step three depends on if my legs function and if you warrant even cooking for. I mean, between the two of us, I'm the more experienced one in bed. Maybe you should buy me breakfast.

Because I don't think you can cook.

[father_complex]

My attractiveness is based on my attractiveness. As for being more experienced.. if you believe that you are definitely prone to lying to people.

Oh, so you think I'm just an animal that doesn't know how to live a normal life, is that it?

[helpdesk_hero]

I have my x-gene back, Daken. I am literally the most experienced mutant on this island now. Hell, any practices skills you bring to the table are already mine for the using.

Psychomimesis. Google it.

No, I think that you can't cook. Most people here can't. It's disappointing.

[father_complex]

You'd end up hurting yourself from my moves.

[helpdesk_hero]

Come here and prove it.

Unless you’re scared of being upstaged by a younger man.

[father_complex]

Trying to provoke me? That's cute.

[helpdesk_hero]

If I tried to provoke you, you'd be provoked.

[father_complex]

Aw. You've got that tough guy act down. I'm on my way though, can't say no to a good lay... it'd be unlike me.

[helpdesk_hero]

It would be. I'll be in my room.

[father_complex]

Where else would you be?

Luckily, David's room wasn't too far away. A hop skip and a jump really, if Daken knew how to skip that is. Normally, he wouldn't go for bait like this, but there was nothing to do and he was disgustingly bored.

Once he got to David's room he would barge in unless it was locked. If it happened to be locked he would just pound on the door obnoxiously letting the whole area know that he was there for a booty call.

[helpdesk_hero]

If Daken is really going to be taking the stairs at a hop-ski-and-jump, then he better be careful not to fall, because David hates cleaning up blood, thanks.

Luckily David was smart enough genius and all that to leave the door unlocked. Not like it helped much with most of the people who might harass him. He does look up from where he's stretched out, fully clothed, in his bed. Looks up from his phone and raises an eyebrow.

Yeah, not impressed by that entrance.

[father_complex]

It wasn't like he was dressed to the nines ready to take David to the Mutie Prom or something. In fact he was only wearing jeans ( shirts were for fat losers ). Shutting the door behind him he arched an eyebrow towards the other male.

"The hospitality here is amazing. Don't get up on my account."

Not that he cared that David just kept laying on the bed, it saves time if they were just going to end up there. Quite practical if you actually asked him.

[helpdesk_hero]

Like David even cared about the concept of prom? He didn't care about a lot of things. But this? This was a calculated power move. A very calculated one. Because he doesn't want Daken thinking he had much of an ability to get David to do what he wanted.

"You coming over here or not?"