Mask Or Menace - IC Contact Post

[helpdesk_hero]

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[made_up_names]

am not
you just havent seen me fuck up that badly

[helpdesk_hero]

Everyone fucks up. Badly. It's the believing in other people. Faith in how they can help others.

[made_up_names]

it's
it's practical, okay
what the hell else do you do with a supervillain. if i fight him, this escalates. and neither of us can die.

[helpdesk_hero]

Typically? They get jailed. In less than amazing places.

[made_up_names]

here?

[helpdesk_hero]

I don’t know what happens here.

[made_up_names]

yeah, me neither.
which is why i tried not to let this turn into a fight.

[helpdesk_hero]

I fear it was always going to be one sooner or later. Just ultimately a matter of scale.

[made_up_names]

youre probably right.
but i thought maybe if he had a good enough start...

[helpdesk_hero]

Again, I am sorry. I can stay out of these matters in the future is you would prefer.

[made_up_names]

i
i dont know.
i think it's too late now.

[helpdesk_hero]

I meant in more than just this matter, Peter.

[made_up_names]

i only have the one supervillain

[helpdesk_hero]

There are other people in your life, Peter.

[made_up_names]

i
i know that

[helpdesk_hero]

I just don't want to be the source of problems for you again. I know I hover too much. My friends called me on it all the time.

[made_up_names]

honestly, with everything that happened at home? it's nice to have someone hovering.

[helpdesk_hero]

I am apparently the Dad Friend. So if you're okay with that, then I'm here for you.

[made_up_names]

....... that might be your name in my contacts list.

[ Well. "Dadvid Friend." ]

[helpdesk_hero]

Of course it is. There is no dignity in being the responsible friend.

[made_up_names]

its okay. you can put me down as the irresponsible spiderling or something.

[helpdesk_hero]

You're down a Peter Parker.

[made_up_names]

boring.

[helpdesk_hero]

Accurate as well.

[made_up_names]

if you cant have goofy phone contacts you need to live a little.