Mask Or Menace - IC Contact Post

[helpdesk_hero]

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[made_up_names]

i
i know that

[helpdesk_hero]

I just don't want to be the source of problems for you again. I know I hover too much. My friends called me on it all the time.

[made_up_names]

honestly, with everything that happened at home? it's nice to have someone hovering.

[helpdesk_hero]

I am apparently the Dad Friend. So if you're okay with that, then I'm here for you.

[made_up_names]

....... that might be your name in my contacts list.

[ Well. "Dadvid Friend." ]

[helpdesk_hero]

Of course it is. There is no dignity in being the responsible friend.

[made_up_names]

its okay. you can put me down as the irresponsible spiderling or something.

[helpdesk_hero]

You're down a Peter Parker.

[made_up_names]

boring.

[helpdesk_hero]

Accurate as well.

[made_up_names]

if you cant have goofy phone contacts you need to live a little.

[helpdesk_hero]

Hey! I went to a club with Josh the other week and I even danced once.

[made_up_names]

wooooow
im impressed
also speaking of which, i met josh

[helpdesk_hero]

Gold skin, no pupils, absolutely no regard for propriety?

[made_up_names]

thats him. he was working at a hospital in de chima?

[helpdesk_hero]

That's Josh. He's the one who gave me a new heart.

So, what did you do to end up in the hospital?

[made_up_names]

ummm
i got hit by a car

[helpdesk_hero]

Ouch. That hurts. Were you okay before you got to Josh?

[made_up_names]

oh, yeah. 100%. wasn't even the first time i got hit by a car that week.

[helpdesk_hero]

Right. I remember. Idiot threw you in front of a car. Why is that a thing?

I hope you didn't mind Goldie.

[made_up_names]

look, i dont know. it was just my life i guess.
he was great tho. totally understood that i had a healing factor. fixed my leg too.

[helpdesk_hero]

Well of course. We had a guy who had healing factor on our team. And if there was a pain in your leg, I am definitely glad he saw you.

[made_up_names]

yeah. it didnt set right after the train, i think. all good now.

[helpdesk_hero]

Yeah. Josh is amazingly talented. I wouldn't be here without him. But I'm glad he took care of you.

[made_up_names]

me too.
tell him thank you if you see him? I mean i will too but.