Mask Or Menace - IC Contact Post

[helpdesk_hero]

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[helpdesk_hero]

No, Josh. It's that I don't contribute to this home. So it's yours.

[goldtoxicity]

what are you talking about??

[helpdesk_hero]

It's your home, Josh. The one you've created. That and if you were taken out of here, I'd have nothing there.

[goldtoxicity]

dude
i willed it to you
along with the money in my bank account
if i get ported youre covered
and its not like you couldnt go out and make bank if you want to?

[helpdesk_hero]

What!?

[goldtoxicity]

dont 'what' me
did you really think i was going to move you into this house and have you be totally screwed if i disappeared??
im adding you onto my accounts too youre way smarter with money than i am and either youll grow it or spend it smarter than i will

[helpdesk_hero]

Josh, I... Don't know what to say. Thank you. That's really kind.

[goldtoxicity]

its just being smart
look
im paying the mortgage but its for selfish reasons
this house is more than a house to me its like
you know
actual tangible proof that i unfucked my life and its something thats gonna make sure i dont run away again
but its just a house
its you being in it makes it a home you doofus

[helpdesk_hero]

It wasn't a house to me, Josh. It was a home. Especially with you there. It's like finally finding home again.

[goldtoxicity]

there see
NOW will you admit its our house

[helpdesk_hero]

No. A place can be your home without being your house. There's a difference.

[goldtoxicity]

ok
what would make it feel like your house

[helpdesk_hero]

Time. Experience. Being in a better place in my life?

[goldtoxicity]

[ A PAUSE. . . ]

i can help with one of those things

[helpdesk_hero]

Uh you literally are by moving me into this house?

[goldtoxicity]

oh
well
that too

[helpdesk_hero]

What did you mean then?

[goldtoxicity]

i may have sent a tape into some HGTV home makeover show asking for a free renno??

[helpdesk_hero]

I don't... Josh, why?

[goldtoxicity]

reasons

[helpdesk_hero]

Did you tell them we're both imPorts?

[goldtoxicity]

david im gold
i think they got that i was an import

[helpdesk_hero]

Did you tell them we're both imPorts? I've managed to keep my head down, Josh.

[goldtoxicity]

i might have mentioned it??

[helpdesk_hero]

Of course you did. Fine. Whatever. I'll live with it. They probably won't say yes.