Mask Or Menace - IC Contact Post

[helpdesk_hero]

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[helpdesk_hero]

At the time it wasn't stupid, Josh. We didn't know you couldn't die. And there were things I was right about. Like... Like Jay's healing only worked while he had wings. And their cautions were things created by my own mind. Dani's powers are based entirely in the fears of the viewer.

I'll definitely keep you appraised on the young imPorts thing. As for the apartment, I really leave that up to you. My only rule for living together is that you contribute to food fund if you're going to be eating, and that the living room at least stays clean. I'd manage any kitchen and bathroom cleaning needs if you can make sure your youness doesn't overflow to an area where guests might be. After all, Damian can make entrances rather unexpectedly.

[goldtoxicity]

thats what i mean dummy it was all in your head youre scared of everything about yourself and thats really ironic coming from me

also

1. i dont technically need to eat and
2. i lived in literal rubble and then in a tibetan temple i assure you im cleaner than i was in highschool

[ granted he also likes to make a depression nest in his bed and not leave it on his off days but thats beside the point. ]

[helpdesk_hero]

[Well David understands nesting and won’t argue over that.]

Not needing food and not enjoying what I cook are two different beasts.

And yes, I am scared of my mutation and what it means. Of course I am. I couldn’t control it.

[goldtoxicity]

tucce.

and you were still learning how to use it man, of course it scared you
my powers freak me out every single day
so do lauries
so do a lot of people here
im not saying you need to suffer if you think it will make you but its also part of you to and its shitty it was taken when you were still getting your feet under you

[helpdesk_hero]

I think the real blow was my parents going behind back to Harvard once I wasn’t a mutant anymore. And Harvard finally being okay because I wasn’t a mutant anymore. That... definitely had something to do with my actions post-M-Day.

[goldtoxicity]

the world is always going to hate mutants thats just not gonna change
they barely tolerate people who look different or people in wheelchairs

[helpdesk_hero]

Yeah. I just... I kept thinking my parents had finally accepted me for what I was.

[goldtoxicity]

[ CAN'T RELATE BRO ]

yeah
i know that feeling

[ 'it would be best if you didn't write for a while josh' had always stuck with him. that fleeting moment between finding out they were there and finding out why they'd come was a tiny eternity, and the loneliness he felt afterwards was enough to inspire some truly stupid things. ] ]

[helpdesk_hero]

I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said that. I had it a lot better than you did.

This place just brings up so many things. I guess I was stocking a lot of things I always wanted to talk to you about.

[goldtoxicity]

dude its fine
my parents never really knew what to do with me anyway my brothers were kind of better in every way
but i know what you mean. im sorry you didnt get to go to harvard. im glad you didnt go but
it sucks you couldve had a normal life

[helpdesk_hero]

In the end, I didn't even want Harvard. I... probably should have gone to college at some point, but getting accepted isn't easy.

[goldtoxicity]

its fucked up they wouldnt take you to begin with
youre literally the smartest person i know

[helpdesk_hero]

They /said/ it was a safety issue. If was actually the mutant thing I think. And the fact that they couldn't think of a solution to the risk of me cheating.

[goldtoxicity]

thats so dumb
like the actual dumbest
you could literally cure cancer and theyre pissy because you learn differently

[helpdesk_hero]

[A three minute delay while David works on some photo-shopping. And Josh gets the 'the more you know' rainbow and star, except on the star it just says 'racism'. Looks pretty natural there too.]

Fun.

[goldtoxicity]

[ It's not funny but he cracks up anyway. ]

if it makes you feel better hospitals back home hate me too
something something healing is a liability something something big pharma probably has a hit out on me

[helpdesk_hero]

Oh god. You're the living personification of the 'Doctor's hate her' meme. Also I'd love to see Big Pharma try.

[goldtoxicity]

oh my god dont get me started on that
ive met people who drink nothing but fermented cabbage juice and wonder why theyre sick

[helpdesk_hero]

The idea makes me sick. What do people do to themselves? Oh well.

Hey, if you do go with getting a place, let go check them out with you. We could have serious fun making the realtors try and figure out if we're friends or dating. Gay chicken, no stakes, just try not to laugh?

[goldtoxicity]

hell yes that sounds like a party

[helpdesk_hero]

Sap and cheese and less than veiled homosexual overtones, see if we can get someone to flinch? I could really use some flirt practice anyway.

[goldtoxicity]

*absolutely*
dude are we having fun
like
adult fun

[helpdesk_hero]

Are you asking whether the theoretical David/Josh couple is getting it on? This is us. We would definitely have STARTED into such a relationship with frustrated, half-angry sex. Would have been a fight that turned into a makeout that turned into, like, something on a dining room table.

Dosh? Javid? Josid? Davosh?

[goldtoxicity]

dude are you saying that our love story origin is i annoyed you into making out with me and then we banged on someone's dining room table

that actually sounds pretty legit

my votes davosh

[helpdesk_hero]

It's beyond legit for us. Not like we'd be at all strange, right? We've had more than enough fights that involve us getting in each other's faces. Often with you less than properly dressed. Clearly that is sexual tension right there.

How about Prodixir?

[Come on, he's laughing up a storm here.]