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[helpdesk_hero]

This is David Alleyne, I'm not available at the moment.
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[unkindled_madness]

How does she navigate the forms?

[helpdesk_hero]

I don't know. I've never known someone before here who only had one name.

[unkindled_madness]

I attempted "N/A" but a librarian addressed me as "Mr. Na" this morning.

[helpdesk_hero]

That is almost funny. I'm not sure how to fix that. I think there is a lawyer that helps out unregistered arrivals.

[unkindled_madness]

I see. I suppose I will have to look into that.

And hope the advice is not to invent one.

[helpdesk_hero]

I fear it might be.

[unkindled_madness]

How would one choose?

[helpdesk_hero]

Could go with your mother's maiden name I guess. Or just something you like the sound of. Or something unremarkable.

[unkindled_madness]

Family names are not an option.

Being addressed as "Mr" was strange enough but I don't think I care for "Na."

[helpdesk_hero]

Maybe do an internet search of famous people you might enjoy borrowing the name of?

[unkindled_madness]

I will consider that.

Thank you.

[helpdesk_hero]

You're quite welcome.

[unkindled_madness]

[There's a longer pause before the next text, because it's an afterthought, but he's trying.]

Are you well?

[helpdesk_hero]

[That's a kind gesture, and David knows better than to trauma dump.]

Well enough when one considers all things. So I thank you for asking.

[unkindled_madness]

You clearly survived the monsters.

[helpdesk_hero]

Yeah. I mostly tried to stay out of it. Which of course meant the people that I knew and would worry about threw themselves head first into the mess.

But that's just life sometimes.

[unkindled_madness]

I am a little surprised you didn't join them.

[helpdesk_hero]

I'm not suited to giant robots. I'd have had issues with the way everything would mess with my powers.

[unkindled_madness]

It is entirely possible to fight monsters without the use of giant robots.

[helpdesk_hero]

Not for most people. Most of us don't have massive swords and hit like a truck.

[unkindled_madness]

I suppose it's good to know you have some sense of self-preservation after all.

[helpdesk_hero]

Not much, but some, yes.

[unkindled_madness]

If you should require a sword

you may contact me.

[helpdesk_hero]

I more need sword training than a sword, I've found. All that gained skill from others doesn't mean I'm practiced enough at it to be as competent as I'd like.

[unkindled_madness]

I did not mean I would loan it to you.

I meant I would assist.