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[helpdesk_hero]

What's wrong? Should I keep an eye on him?

[made_up_names]

Well - um - he pushed me into traffic.

In his defense, we were trying to find a safe way for me to show him how tough I am.

[helpdesk_hero]

That isn't even remotely safe. Want me to hack his grades?

[Get the guy held back?]

[made_up_names]

You can do that?

[helpdesk_hero]

I'm going to be in town already. And I've always got my friends' backs.

[made_up_names]

...

Just like - one semester's. Not enough to get him held back.

[helpdesk_hero]

And see, I'd rather have him held back. Or transferred.

[What a pain. Let him do everything he should.]

[made_up_names]

[ Sigh. ]

He didn't actually hurt me that badly. By the time I got to the hospital, I was mostly healed up.

[helpdesk_hero]

That doesn't mean it's okay, Peter. I had a friend who was made of rock, and who could detach parts of himself or explode and still pull himself together. That doesn't mean it didn't matter when he was hurt.

[made_up_names]

... Still hurt. Yeah. I'm definitely mad at him.

[helpdesk_hero]

Then let me do something. Yeah, I know, it isn't honorable. I never said I was completely honorable.

[made_up_names]

All right, all right. But don't wreck his life, okay?

[helpdesk_hero]

I won't. I'll just make sure a message is received. Maybe in the form of lots of magazine subscriptions.

[A classic prank.]

[made_up_names]

That sounds super annoying. I love it.

[helpdesk_hero]

Cat Fancy sound good?

[made_up_names]

I have no idea what that is. But yes.

[helpdesk_hero]

It's a magazine little old cat ladies get

[made_up_names]

Then, yes, get him like ten of those.

[helpdesk_hero]

Ten seems a bit low. I'm thinking thirty.

[made_up_names]

You don't mess around.

[helpdesk_hero]

You're my friend and he pushed you into traffic.

[made_up_names]

Well. Okay. That's true.

I think I did scare the crap out of him though.

[helpdesk_hero]

He deserved to be scared. He could have killed you.

[made_up_names]

Not with a car. But he could have killed the people in the car.

[helpdesk_hero]

He didn't KNOW it wouldn't kill you!