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[rebelarrow]

Precisely.

[helpdesk_hero]

Damn, I need a vacation just thinking about it.

[rebelarrow]

Perhaps an unforeseen upside to Silence was that I never had to ponder something like this. There was no logic to it.

[A poor attempt at a joke.]

[helpdesk_hero]

You never pondered vacations? How sad.

[rebelarrow]

Ha. Ha.

[But no, no he didn't. Arrows didn't get vacation.]

[helpdesk_hero]

I'm a funny guy.

[rebelarrow]

A low bar when my frame of reference is so narrow.

[That's a lie, he's familiar with humor and definitely has his own sense of it.]

[helpdesk_hero]

It's okay, I love you even though you aren't amusing.