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[helpdesk_hero]

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[helpdesk_hero]

Please get something practical instead of wasting FAR too much money on insurance as a new driver with an insanely stylish car.

[Because otherwise David will have a headache.]

So we need a garage. Two car.

[goldtoxicity]

So no to the gold Maserati?

[ he cannot afford a gold Maserati but if he could he would be getting a gold maserati ]

[helpdesk_hero]

Dear god no. You are NOT getting a gold Maserati. Geez, you make me think I really SHOULD be managing your money.

[goldtoxicity]

Relax! I'm kidding.

[ mostly ]

I was thinking of getting something small and good on gas. I'm taking Laurie on that roadtrip if we're still here when the dust settles.

[helpdesk_hero]

And here I've been thinking of a classic jeep. It's good, great for off-road.

[Taking Laurie on a roadtrip? Not going to comment. But definitely going to set them up with AAA.]

You deserve a vacation. You both do.

[goldtoxicity]

Yeah, that's because you're going to run headlong into trouble when I'm not looking.

[ terrible. ]

Hopefully I don't drive her too crazy.

[helpdesk_hero]

You get stabbed by one evil manifestation of the guy you're sleeping with, and all of a sudden your best friend doesn't trust you anymore.

[David chuckles and shakes his head.]

Finish your food. I'm going to send some messages out to the people listing a few of these places if you're up to it and we can go see some sites.

[goldtoxicity]

Oh, so we're at sleeping with status now, huh?

[ He'll eat. ]

Yeah. Sooner we get this settled the better.

[helpdesk_hero]

A lot happened while I was away. And not just getting a new power. But of course, this is me. So it's... it's complicated.

[He's sleeping with a guy that has littered his skin with bruises and other marks and he's happy with that, liking it for what it is. Which is probably not something that can last.]

But hey, you DID tell me I needed to get laid.

[goldtoxicity]

I did. And I was totally right. Congrats on losing your v-card buddy.

[helpdesk_hero]

Oh god, why are you like that?

[He shakes his head, but he's smiling too.]

He... asked me what I'd do for my birthday if I had a choice. I told him. He rented out a whole skating rink in California and took me there. A long trip to talk and just be around each other. Then he let me just skate, watching me. Had it catered. And...

[Well, it's clear where things went from there.]

Everything I wanted, and he just gave it to me, and neither of us REALLY expected him to get into my pants over it all. That wasn't the goal.

[goldtoxicity]

Poor upbringing.

[ howard and grace foley definitely taught him better but whatever ]

That's sweet. This seems really good for you, D.

[helpdesk_hero]

[Howard and Grace could bite him. David would happily ruin their lives, thanks.]

I don't know. It's... complicated. You...

[He leans in and whispers.]

You saw.

[Sure, he can't talk DEEPER about it, but Josh at least has a puzzle piece. Which is more than literally anyone.]

[goldtoxicity]

[ ah. right. ]

Right. That does make it complicated.

[ He takes a bite of his sandwich. ]

Does he... like, have control? I didn't wanna pry.

[helpdesk_hero]

Yes, and no. I may have a few places I'm still healing.

[Listen, talons are fucking SHARP and sometimes Damian forgets himself and grips a little too hard. Which meant David has some still healing punctures from one of their evenings in LA. Luckily Damian had helped him treat the thing, seeing as the guy could just borrow David's medical knowledge.]

We're... working on the full control thing. But I think that explains the dark version of him that attacked me. Fear of that part of himself that is more instinct than anything.

[goldtoxicity]

Give me your hand so I can heal you then, dummy.

[ ha HAH AHA he gets that all too well.

he mulls over how to say what he wants to say. it's - not like he ever talked about his relationship with rahne with david. because that had basically almost ended their friendship. but it was years ago, and it's relevant. ]

... Rahne was like that. She'd get overwhelmed and the wolf'd take over. [ which ] Not - like, not in a sex way but when we were on the X-Force. She mauled me when I healed her a few times.

[helpdesk_hero]

I, uh... Like some of what he does. Losing the ones he meant to leave would be disappointing.

[But yeah, Josh absolutely has SOMETHING of experience with it. Which is comforting.]

I've let him use my suppressor some, to facilitate. But there's a comfort thing, it's not as easy for him when he isn't in control of it himself. But I don't regret this.

And if you try and give him a shovel talk, I'm going to hit you.

[goldtoxicity]

Oh, dude, I took him to Olive Garden and did that like weeks ago.

[helpdesk_hero]

Oh god, why?

[David wants to groan. First, Damian eating such terrible food. Second, Josh threatening a guy David was into.]

Of course you did. I guess I'm glad you have my back. But at the same time, I'm surprised you didn't scare him off.

[goldtoxicity]

I just threatened to make him go bald prematurely. Relax. I'd never cockblock you like that.

[ because he knows David doesn't want him threatening to murder people on his behalf. Another bite of sandwich and a thoughtful chew. ]

He's got pretty good control though. Like - I was fully expecting him to rip my throat out once I saw... Like. Claws started happening while I was taking his arm off.

[helpdesk_hero]

But his hair is so amazing.

[Yeah, he's definitely focused on that. Oops.]

He does have good control. Never even broke the skin with a bite. But I don't doubt he could have done it. Thank you, so much, for helping him. I know it could have been a serious risk.

[goldtoxicity]

[ he waves a hand dismissively. ]

I wasn't about to let him die.

[helpdesk_hero]

You put yourself at risk and faced something you feared.

[goldtoxicity]

I wasn't afraid.

[ liar. ]

[helpdesk_hero]

I would have been. Terrified.

I hate zombies.