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[thecoolerloki]

Tyr and Balder are even worse lol

[helpdesk_hero]

I don't remember my sister's face, except through the memories of others. Or her name. But I'm told I can be a good big brother, if you want one.

I expect a No if I'm honest, I don't think you would want that from me. But if you would consider it, I warn you I am protective. And I cook too much for people. And sometimes I'm a condescending asshole, but I usually respond to being told that by stepping back, thinking about it, and agreeing. And apologizing.

[thecoolerloki]

I mean this as no offense to you whatsoever

But I'm sorta over adopted family members at this point? I have enough, and I do love them, despite everything.

[helpdesk_hero]

Literally no offense taken.

You're still getting hugged.

[thecoolerloki]

And I shall deal with that when the time comes!

[helpdesk_hero]

And for the distress you caused me, your 'dealing with it' will be standing there and accepting it.