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[helpdesk_hero]

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[unkindled_madness]

[He has to laugh at that. Ethical boards?]

Nothing of the sort.

His subjects are rarely willing, and even more rarely informed of what is being done to them.

[helpdesk_hero]

Can I break his leg first?

[unkindled_madness]

[Oh, okay.]

Yes.

As much as you like.

[helpdesk_hero]

Good. There's enough of that shit in my world too.

Is that the only goal?

[unkindled_madness]

No.

What I require your assistance with is accessing his files.

[helpdesk_hero]

Oh, that sounds relatively simple. Do you know much of the programming language that is most common in your world? I don't know if my powers would carry over and so I want to make sure I can try and do it by hand.

[unkindled_madness]

I'm afraid not.

I do expect the systems are less advanced than what you're accustomed to.

[helpdesk_hero]

Worst comes to worst I know some ways to brute force that might work. I'll do what I can. Let me know when, and how to dress. I'll need to warn Balthier.

[unkindled_madness]

Of course.

If you have a business suit, that should suffice.

[helpdesk_hero]

I have things that are along those lines for work, but if you think it should be a full on suit, I can acquire one. What colors are most commonly used?

[unkindled_madness]

Black. Grey. Nothing eye-catching. You would be passing as an employee.

[helpdesk_hero]

So black people aren't just so rare that it will be remarked on?

[unkindled_madness]

Your skin color will be unremarkable.

[helpdesk_hero]

Well then, I'll definitely be ready for it. I presume I can acquire a weapon there?

[unkindled_madness]

Yes. Do you have a preference?

[helpdesk_hero]

Not really. I'm relatively adaptable. But I imagine someone in a suit isn't likely to carry anything but a knife or a gun.

[unkindled_madness]

Not an average suit, no.

We'll find you something.

[helpdesk_hero]

I'm okay with guns if it has to come to that. But we'll figure it out. I've got your back

[unkindled_madness]

Thank you.

[helpdesk_hero]

Friends help each other.

[unkindled_madness]

Of course you would bring that up.

[helpdesk_hero]

Is it so wrong to bring it up?

[unkindled_madness]

I just find your confidence in it remarkable.

[helpdesk_hero]

Wow man, really going to do that to me?

[unkindled_madness]

Do what?