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This is David Alleyne, I'm not available at the moment.
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[resurrxion]

And... have you? Talked to someone about Belasco, I mean.

[helpdesk_hero]

Balthier, of course. And, well... Tommy did sort of show up when Belasco jumped me in Excelsior. Kept me from getting my head split open on his axe. And then split with a stop sign. And then saved me from a street light beating. Apparently he has some powers like Mr Drake now, which definitely prevented me from disappointing a lot of people with another point on the wrong side of the win/loss columns.

[resurrxion]

Romantic partners do not count and are shit therapists.

[ immediately. he's fairly certain he and alani covered how bad of an idea that is. ]

Friends are marginally better but you gotta get a handle on that, dude.

[helpdesk_hero]

You mean actual therapy? There aren't people out there who people like us can talk to.

[Privacy would be... impossible actually. So would secrecy.]