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[thecoolerloki]

Indeed!

[helpdesk_hero]

I keep finding those I care about in that role

[thecoolerloki]

If we must choose, it's the one that makes the most sense.

[helpdesk_hero]

Fair enough. Be careful. I don't trust either side.

[thecoolerloki]

Obviously I don't either. But I can do more good when people assume I'm a villain.

[helpdesk_hero]

Not like I'm judging. My boyfriend is Society.

[thecoolerloki]

Is having a secret identity fun?

[Sorry, excited kid doesn't care about smooching, he's still on this.]

[helpdesk_hero]

It's safety in my experience. But it can be amusing.

[thecoolerloki]

I've never had a need for one, given everyone knows who I am.

[helpdesk_hero]

Well, whether they do here or not is really up to you.

[thecoolerloki]

Did the New Mutants tell you what I was like when I was briefly human?

[helpdesk_hero]

Most of them don't talk to me, but Dani and I spoke some about it.

[thecoolerloki]

TBH I found it embarrassing mostly. Not that there's anything wrong with being Midgardian, but it was my spell! My human self ought to have been cooler.

[helpdesk_hero]

Coolness is something one creates with time.

[thecoolerloki]

He technically would have had more time than I did.

Anyways!
If I were actually Midgardian, I'd be very cool. I'd be a mutant, almost definitely. And I'd be incredibly popular.

[helpdesk_hero]

most mutants AREN'T popular among normal humans, Loki. Just keep that in mind.

[thecoolerloki]

But I would be. :)

[helpdesk_hero]

Yeah, you would.