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text; LOKIOFASGARD

[ikols]

bring your backside to my housewarming party when i have it soon

[helpdesk_hero]

Does that mean my front side isn't invited?

[ikols]

it is, i suppose!
you do not need to bring snacks, they will be provided

[helpdesk_hero]

Good to hear. What about a host gift?

[ikols]

oh yes, you can bring one of THOSE 3:)
tell josh he's invited too, i'm too lazy to msg both of you

[helpdesk_hero]

You know he's not going to like it if you don't send him his own invitation. It will make him seem like my plus one.

[ikols]

you guys ARE each other's plus ones, i assume

[helpdesk_hero]

We're really not. And given that he considers himself your friend, it'd be wrong to not invite him yourself.

[ikols]

but you're x-tensions of each other HAHAAAA BADUMPSH

[helpdesk_hero]

Who aren't joined at the hip. And for all you know he would have his own plus one he'd want to bring.

[ikols]

WHO, his imaginary girlfriend?

[helpdesk_hero]

Now now, don't get testy because it wasn't easy to get into his pants. She's real. She just isn't here.

[ikols]

same difference
well, do you want to bring someone else?

[helpdesk_hero]

Well, I suppose there is someone who might benefit from meeting you.

[Not that he wants to bring Balthier to Loki's attention. Dammit. It's the right thing to do, for Balthier.]

[ikols]

benefit how?

[helpdesk_hero]

There are things only you can teach him.

[ikols]

that's an EXTREMELY wide berth of possibility, narrow it down a bit for me

[helpdesk_hero]

I would think that would be business best shared between the two of you. It's not my place to give his secrets.

[ikols]

how did you meet someone this mysterious?

[helpdesk_hero]

I met him a bit after you made your exit in Sunset Falls.

[ikols]

out with it then, the suspense is killing me
who is it?

[helpdesk_hero]

His name is Balthier.

[ikols]

you aren't half dramatic
i know balthier, yes you can bring him along

[helpdesk_hero]

I'm perfect levels of dramatic, Loki.

Wait, you know Balthier already?

[ikols]

we met in a bar, he's alright
been hanging out a lot?
he's very flashy