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[It's more the 'bionicles that turn things into bionicles' that annoys him. Also, he'd been TRYING to get his life together. But this was sort of an evasion tactic of his.]

More like because I don't actually know how old you are and if you're over a certain age no amount of briefing will stick.

Listen, I don't know. I'd say that mutants are better, but we're not. For them I think it has to do with the fact that they're all legacies, and you know the drama that comes with superheroing being a family business.

[God he's just giving the most put upon deep sigh here.]

Teenaged romance drama? It's not even relevant now. He ends up married to the guy. And what I did to him was way less bad than what Loki did, and you saw how he was with Loki. It's fine. I'm just hoping we're in the point before the year where I'm in the dog house.

I don’t know how old I am anymore. Is that going to be a problem?

[ He was 18, turned 19 and then 20 here.

And then he was 18, nearly 19 at home.

Before ending up right where he was when he was 20. Feeling no different than 20 or 18. ]

I’m not judging you, god. I don’t know what happened and don’t care as long as everyone’s okay and nobody’s sending anyone to the Phantom Zone. My house is all windows.

[ A grunt of pain and Tim’s voice gets a wheezy undercurrent. ]

Also: robots.

Maybe not. We'll see if you remember the briefing after I send it later.

[Of course David has to laugh. It's a lot more than just the phantom zone.]

I'm pretty sure Wiccan could just remove me from having ever existed. So yeah, let's hope it's good timing.

And yes, robots.

[He jumps off of the one he's on.]

Thanks for letting me know he's here. I'm going to have to figure out how to cope with that. He was so dramatic when he was that young.

Talking to you is so encouraging. We should do this more often.

[ It’s not as much sarcasm as you think. ]

He remove people from existence a lot? Really, I’m more worried about getting sucked into your drama because I gave him my number. The other one seemed okay. Friend of a friend is my friend. He kept an eye on me and Red when we shrank.

What can I say, I love helping.

[Yes, he's enjoying the slight sarcasm.]

Not to my knowledge, but would anyone be aware of such a thing? Even himself? But no, you won't be in the drama. It's actually even less drama than some times could be, because this is before we found and saved his brother and all the 'kinda maybe sorta' stuff between me and him. So we're doing okay.

Wiccan is a very good person.

A hero who loves helping? Who would have guessed? You’re just in it for the toothpaste endorsement money.

Sometimes people remember when reality writes their friends out of existence. Sometimes they don’t. Both options suck, so please make sure he doesn’t send anyone to the cornfield.

You were kinda sorta maybe with his brother and teenage romance drama with his husband? We have extra safe houses, you know. Not saying he’s dangerous, but uh. You have drama incoming.

I got out of product endorsement after leaving the last world that kidnapped me, thanks. Didn't need another stint as dude who is famous because of a tv appearance, thanks.

[To the cornfield? David snickers. He figures it's probably not a field of dreams joke, but man he wishes it was.]

Speed and I never really had a term for it beyond 'friends with benefits', and in my defense with his boyfriend, I really thought I was going to be eaten by said interdimensional parasite and just wanted to know what it was like to kiss a boy. It was stupidly long ago for me, and barely any time for him, but I don't need a safe house.

But I definitely have potential drama incoming.

[Then another groan.]

Fuck, I have to figure out where to come down on 'glimpses of the future' shit again.

I meant it as a joke. Sorry, I didn’t know.

[ Twilight Zone reference, actually. Tim is a nerd of the highest order.

He’s not going to dig at the brother sitch, because that sounds Complicated and immaterial. ]

But you both lived. You’re here; he’s married. All’s well that ends well, and maybe you’ll find something that helps Wiccan understand that life-or-death situations can lead to unintentional kissing. Or that wanting to kiss a boy makes you upend your life.

[ At least David didn’t break anyone out of prison in either situation. ]

This is why I hate time travel. What, exactly, is “glimpses of the future” shit? And don’t say it doesn’t concern me. Messing with the timeline concerns everyone.

[ OOC: Sorry can I ask we avoid overt cannibalism reference. ]

I don't tend to talk about it. It's embarrassing. And yes, we're both certainly alive at the moment back home.

[There are really weird wordings that David gets into, but it's accurate actually.]

God I could get into the upending life thing. It's a whole other thing, so awkward. But I'll spare us both the embarrassment.

[Good news, Billy has broken someone out of prison over wanting to kiss a boy. You can share that in common, Tim!]

Oh I know it. But sometimes letting someone have comfort is a kindness. Especially in places like this.

Yeah, it’s not the best time for a group session on coming out, dating, or boys. Never works for me.

[ An ankward landmine at its best. The subject should be left alone when they’re both on an active scene and don’t have eyes on each other.

Yeah, that’s a good excuse. ]

I don’t want comfort; I want forewarning.

Well, if there's ever need for one of those sessions, you know I'm available. And yes, there will be forewarning if things seem likely to reach a boiling point. I don't have a ton of back up these days.

[And that's just something he has to deal with.]

Anyway, I gotta check in with my other half about this. We'll see what his thoughts are.

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