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[helpdesk_hero]

This is David Alleyne, I'm not available at the moment.
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[ikols]

i can pick you up, where are you?
strange can find my apartment snd it's also warded against other lokis when they don't enter with me, tell him to get there asap

[helpdesk_hero]

Excelsior, trying to find a secure location for you to acquire me from. I MAY have basically sworn myself as his protector and the champion of the cause of restoring him to what he should be so I'm not entirely sure he won't follow me in a rage?

I don't make the best decisions when I'm fighting with Josh actually. Which is of course his fault as much as it is mine. I'll message strange and try to find a point for extraction. If I don't reach back out to you in half an hour then the entire encoded file of what I've found out will be forwarded to you. The unlock password... Well, you're smart, you'll figure it out. It's something we shared recently.

[Which would be 'emojicookie'. Get your mind out of the gutter before it even starts to get there.]

[ikols]

odin's beard, you CANNOT be saying such things! say nothing in the future instead of making oaths

fuck this, i'm not omniscient, just pray to me and i'll appear wherever you are!

[helpdesk_hero]

I'd say 'yolo' but I'm on my fourth or fifth life so I'm just gonna shrug.

I'll pray when I have a clear space. And I am internally praying I don't have to distract him again. The last thing bought me some time.

[ikols]

is he stalking you?
oh my gods he is OBSESSED with all my friends!

[helpdesk_hero]

Okay, I haven't seen him for a few blocks. I think he actually did teleport away. Still feel like shit for making him cry.

No, he's obsessed with you, and with the X-Men. I just fit in a very specific Venn Diagram. Come get me.

[ikols]

[ Loki appears with minimal fuss, green light brief as he steps forward and loops an arm through David's. He glances around, muttering to him under his breath in case there are eavesdroppers. ]

Hold on to me, I know how this makes you queasy.

[helpdesk_hero]

[Had he mentioned he wasn't comfortable being held this familiarly by any Loki, much less the idea of teleporting?]

Just do it before I can regret asking.

[He closed his eyes and hid his face against Loki's chest, hoping that would be enough to anchor him through the teleportation. And if his arms were maybe a little too tight around Loki's waist, well, that was just how life went.]

[ikols]

( tbc! )