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[portolan]

I'll defer my kitchen decisions or pushing until I see you in the kitchen, then. Which I look forward to.

And of course.

[ But the question makes his heart race and there's a sense of dread he can't ignore. ]

[helpdesk_hero]

An audience is never rejected, if they know the rules of 'don't steal the chopped food and always be careful around knives'.

[The question takes a few more minutes to come, because even though he can send it with a thought, it takes a lot more thought to figure out how to phrase it right.]

You want this, right? I mean, I guess the smaller dates, the fact that I haven't been able to have you over, other things like that, they have me worried maybe you're not as excited by all of this as I am. Though I'm excited and nervous. I can be both.

[portolan]

I am not going to risk irritating my strong and capable boyfriend while he's holding knives.

[ Even if there's something a little hot about that image.

He doesn't really get to enjoy it, though, because his discomfort grows as the time passes before the question comes, but he lets out an audible sigh of relief when it does. He honestly nearly calls David but doesn't trust his voice. ]

My apologies, dear one. I was worried about the same and trying to give you space. I kept assuming it would correct itself, and then it had been a few weeks and I was worried I'd missed something, or that your interest was waning.

I miss you. And I'm so excited to have you over in a substantial way. And I find myself extremely nervous, like the first time I asked you to come out with me.

[helpdesk_hero]

Strength has nothing to do with knives in combat. They're a speed and finesse weapon.

[Oh he's more than capable with that. Don't worry.]

Thank you for your answer. I was scared too. I'm terrible at talking about this stuff, but I missed you so keenly. Desperately. I kept reading your letters, looking for clues.

I told you how my people say 'absence makes the heart grow fonder' in one of my letters. Sadly the mind is a nervous thing and time makes it grow anxious.

Promise I'll be there. Super promise. God just the idea of being alone with you for a night makes me shiver in delight.

[portolan]

It makes my heart light and full to hear that. Please know it's reciprocated. As is the struggling to talk about these things.

What time will I get to see you?

And, to be clear, I will want you asleep in my bed with me when the evening finds itself there.

[helpdesk_hero]

Since I'm cooking and I'm thinking I wish to impress you, let's make it late afternoon so I have time for prep and stuff? If that's alright. Can you tolerate me from then into the morning?

My dear, you are welcome to request me as an adornment for your bed. And, provided the mattress is not so against what I need to have sleep, you shall have me there. I doubt that you'd have something that would truly turn me off.

I like you where my arms can wrap around you.

[portolan]

[ If Balthier could keep him all weekend, he probably would. ]

I will remind you that last time we spent the night together we literally exhausted cleaning activities to keep from parting. 'Tolerate' is not on the table, my love.

[ But it feels good to say it, because he was increasingly worried that was a fluke. ]

If you decide to sleep somewhere other than the bed I will just follow you.

[helpdesk_hero]

[If Balthier tried, he might succeed. Though he'd probably have to take charge of the next meals. David was only going to prepare for dinner and breakfast.]

My darling, so far away from your embrace and for so long has left me nervous. I expect this to cure it.

I might lead you on a merry chase if you take that stance dear.

[portolan]

[ That’s an easy enough problem. ]

I’m not teasing. I expect it will soothe my nerves as well.

And now you’re encouraging me. I’m excellent at giving chase.

[helpdesk_hero]

I suppose it's easier to give chase when one wants to be caught. And I do.

One wonders your intentions if I'm caught though. Don't tell me. I like surprises.

[portolan]

As you wish, my moon. I anticipate your arrival with all the restlessness of a shooting star.

[helpdesk_hero]

And I anticipate you with the same eagerness that the winds use to race before the storm.