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[thecoolerloki]

[Attached is a selfie of teen Loki! He still looks younger than Loki did while with the Young Avengers, maybe 17 at the oldest.

Even being this old felt weird, but still! He did it!]

[helpdesk_hero]

[Still a kid. Forever a kid.]

Grats. A look just for you. Did you like it?

[thecoolerloki]

Well, my older self had promised me a beer and then refused to give it to me, so in hindsight I think it was a waste of effort.

I've still never seen what he looked like in my body.

[helpdesk_hero]

You're probably too young to drink by the rules of this world. Sorry.

I have pictures, if you want? Or, well, not exactly pictures but I can project an image of it.

[thecoolerloki]

I'm over a thousand years old :P

I don't particularly care to see it. After all, I'm certain I must be more handsome than that.

[helpdesk_hero]

Yes, but you've got to remember how IDs and the like work here, Loki. That's just how life works in a mortal realm. A lot of weight on appearances.

If you don't care to see it, then that's fine with me.

[thecoolerloki]

You've seen both, though. Do you agree that my form is better?

[helpdesk_hero]

Since you must know, I will be honest.

He looked exactly like you, but I could read more guilt in his body language.

[thecoolerloki]

I know he looked exactly like me, it was my body! But I can still look better in other ways.

[helpdesk_hero]

Ask a question with a desire for honesty, honesty you will get. I'm not dancing at politeness with this.

Exactly. The. Same. Except a few shades your subtle guilt in him.

[thecoolerloki]

Suppose that's why it unnerved him so much.

[helpdesk_hero]

Perhaps it was. I could read that in him from the moment we met. He didn't like it.