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[helpdesk_hero]

[Oh Loki, he has figured out how possessive you are. Having a boyfriend doesn't necessarily stop you from looking at something as yours, does it?]

You want me to drop this? Go back to insulting Osborn?

[ikols]

Yes, please.

[helpdesk_hero]

Did Fandral send a picture? Because I could probably go off on that man's fashion for HOURS. Like, come on, you're a business man but could you get a suit that looks flattering in SOME manner?

[ikols]

Norman has cornrows in our universe, I don't think he has any idea what fashion is. I was going to let Stark know about the Osborns but he won't listen to me. Perhaps you could.

[helpdesk_hero]

Norman has horrid cultural appropriation in our world is more like it.

AS for Stark, I can tell him. But anything I should know about you and Tony issues? Or is it just him being in the past?

[ikols]

Precisely!

He's from the Siege of Asgard, so ...

[helpdesk_hero]

Ouch. That's a horrible bit of timing. Especially with Osborns here.

[ikols]

He's very different to how he was when last we spoke back home. I don't blame him. It's jarring for me too, that's all.

[helpdesk_hero]

I get that. Jean's asked me to speak to him. And if he's from that far back, the guy's never even met me before.

[ikols]

Why are old superheroes so touchy?

[helpdesk_hero]

History is hard to let go of. Look at mutants.

[ikols]

At least Jean is semi-reasonable.

[helpdesk_hero]

Yeah, she is. I thank her for that. of her generation, she's definitely a bit more reliable than others.

[ikols]

If there's to be someone Large and In Charge, perhaps it should be her instead of Tony or Stephen. You know, for our folk to rally around, should the need arise.

[helpdesk_hero]

Jean will likely already be busy given she's the defacto head of the mutants here. And we're always a mess.

[ikols]

You're saying she wouldn't enjoy bossing Stark around?

[helpdesk_hero]

I think he would try and hit on her too much. He did it to Emma too.

[ikols]

Emma's always been too smart to bother with him, surely Jean is too.

[helpdesk_hero]

Yeah, but there's only so much of him they can put up with before they just, you know, shut down his mind some.

[ikols]

That's ... so harsh but so understandable.

[helpdesk_hero]

They're women that don't put up with being womanized, unless Emma wants it in her own case.