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[helpdesk_hero]

Now now, don't get testy because it wasn't easy to get into his pants. She's real. She just isn't here.

[ikols]

same difference
well, do you want to bring someone else?

[helpdesk_hero]

Well, I suppose there is someone who might benefit from meeting you.

[Not that he wants to bring Balthier to Loki's attention. Dammit. It's the right thing to do, for Balthier.]

[ikols]

benefit how?

[helpdesk_hero]

There are things only you can teach him.

[ikols]

that's an EXTREMELY wide berth of possibility, narrow it down a bit for me

[helpdesk_hero]

I would think that would be business best shared between the two of you. It's not my place to give his secrets.

[ikols]

how did you meet someone this mysterious?

[helpdesk_hero]

I met him a bit after you made your exit in Sunset Falls.

[ikols]

out with it then, the suspense is killing me
who is it?

[helpdesk_hero]

His name is Balthier.

[ikols]

you aren't half dramatic
i know balthier, yes you can bring him along

[helpdesk_hero]

I'm perfect levels of dramatic, Loki.

Wait, you know Balthier already?

[ikols]

we met in a bar, he's alright
been hanging out a lot?
he's very flashy

[helpdesk_hero]

Ah, that makes sense.
We've spent time together. He helped me research some stuff in Excelsior.
And he's not flashy.

[ikols]

oh, okay
he's not then
if you say so 3:)

[helpdesk_hero]

What's with the smilie?

[ikols]

is balthier going to be your DATE?

[helpdesk_hero]

[Yes.]

You think I'm the sort of guy that brings a date to the housewarming party of a guy with our history?

[ikols]

that's not a no, david
it's okay, he's a fun guy and i think he will appreciate my console games, he has a sharp mind

[helpdesk_hero]

A very sharp mind. I expect console games might be a bit more of a slow pick up, depending on what you have.

[ikols]

the very best this world has to offer, of course
have you kissed him yet?

[helpdesk_hero]

The best doesn't answer anything.
Wow, you know what they say about assuming things, Loki.

[ikols]

i'll take that as a 'yes, loki, he is my husband now'

[helpdesk_hero]

Really? That's seriously over the top, Loki. 'Husband'?

One little date and you're assuming marriage. What the hell?

[He realizes too late that he confirmed a date.]