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[helpdesk_hero]

This is David Alleyne, I'm not available at the moment.
Please leave your name, contact information, and what this is regarding after the beep.

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[slowmotionbuscrash]

You worked hero tech support! How is it you have nothing when my hotel room is under three inches of melting ice?

Which, by the way, is getting worse because every time I try to stop it from melting I MAKE MORE ICE DAVID.

[helpdesk_hero]

My answer on the ice is to come over and dig you out, but that won't be a thing.

Yeah, that definitely sounds like a problem. I mean, it helps prevent melting.

These are all separate rapid fire texts.

[slowmotionbuscrash]

What.

Why would you even type it then.

You're enjoying this aren't you.

This whole thing is your fault anyway. This only happens when I'm mad at you.

I thought Krakoa was supposed to ELIMINATE mutant on mutant violence.

"That definitely sounds like a problem."

Yeah cause you DEFINITELY chose violence.

If there was ANY significant traction right now I swear.

I CAN run on ice for the record. The real concern is that it keeps melting. I don't want to know what happens when I flood the hotel.

So I'll just stay here. And help prevent melting.

[helpdesk_hero]

[That's a lot.]

You wouldn't ask me over to help. That's what I'm saying.

I'm sorry it came across wrong.

Also wow, I didn't realize I could get texts fast enough to give me a minor power feedback headache.

[slowmotionbuscrash]

[ Tommy actually waits a full minute before texting back. He uses the stopwatch app and everything. He’s a lot of things, but he’s not malicious. ]

Fuck, that wasn’t intentional. I’m not used to texting technopaths. I’ll keep it to 2 texts a minute.

And I wouldn’t. You’re right.

[helpdesk_hero]

[David hadn't even realized something could do that to him in such a simple way. Geez. He's got to get some pain killers.]

I know it wasn't. I've never known a technopath that had this issue, so it wasn't like it was a simple thing to assume. And don't worry about that. I'm sure I can adjust to it. I'm just tired. Been a long day at work.

If you change your mind, let me know.

[slowmotionbuscrash]

I’ll keep it in mind.

[helpdesk_hero]

Alright then.

Sorry, I don't know how to wrap a conversation like this.

[slowmotionbuscrash]

[ Tommy demonstrates by leaving him on read. It's mostly meant as a joke. ]