I got out of product endorsement after leaving the last world that kidnapped me, thanks. Didn't need another stint as dude who is famous because of a tv appearance, thanks.

[To the cornfield? David snickers. He figures it's probably not a field of dreams joke, but man he wishes it was.]

Speed and I never really had a term for it beyond 'friends with benefits', and in my defense with his boyfriend, I really thought I was going to be eaten by said interdimensional parasite and just wanted to know what it was like to kiss a boy. It was stupidly long ago for me, and barely any time for him, but I don't need a safe house.

But I definitely have potential drama incoming.

[Then another groan.]

Fuck, I have to figure out where to come down on 'glimpses of the future' shit again.