A hero who loves helping? Who would have guessed? You’re just in it for the toothpaste endorsement money.

Sometimes people remember when reality writes their friends out of existence. Sometimes they don’t. Both options suck, so please make sure he doesn’t send anyone to the cornfield.

You were kinda sorta maybe with his brother and teenage romance drama with his husband? We have extra safe houses, you know. Not saying he’s dangerous, but uh. You have drama incoming.