Nah. Knowing me I'd just tear the thing off by accident and get nailed for indecent exposure.

[ not that he can claim to be much better. he doesn't really bat an eye at the dress, though. david's classy. of course he likes dresses. ]

And no kidding. Dude, I love you, did we learn nothing from how weird you got when you were hiding President David from the team? Secrets are for chumps.