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[thecoolerloki]

Is having a secret identity fun?

[Sorry, excited kid doesn't care about smooching, he's still on this.]

[helpdesk_hero]

It's safety in my experience. But it can be amusing.

[thecoolerloki]

I've never had a need for one, given everyone knows who I am.

[helpdesk_hero]

Well, whether they do here or not is really up to you.

[thecoolerloki]

Did the New Mutants tell you what I was like when I was briefly human?

[helpdesk_hero]

Most of them don't talk to me, but Dani and I spoke some about it.

[thecoolerloki]

TBH I found it embarrassing mostly. Not that there's anything wrong with being Midgardian, but it was my spell! My human self ought to have been cooler.

[helpdesk_hero]

Coolness is something one creates with time.

[thecoolerloki]

He technically would have had more time than I did.

Anyways!
If I were actually Midgardian, I'd be very cool. I'd be a mutant, almost definitely. And I'd be incredibly popular.

[helpdesk_hero]

most mutants AREN'T popular among normal humans, Loki. Just keep that in mind.

[thecoolerloki]

But I would be. :)

[helpdesk_hero]

Yeah, you would.

[variantcover]

seriously limited reality warping, but sure.

[helpdesk_hero]

Lots of reality warping is.

LOKIOFASGARD; audio

[ikols]

A Norman Osborn is in the city.

[helpdesk_hero]

Shit. Guessing it's not ours. Any signs of how sane he is?

[ikols]

Fandral said he thought Asgard was a company. Also Fandral is here.

[helpdesk_hero]

So definitely not our Osborn. Means I won't punch him immediately on seeing him.

Fandral as in one of those guys famed with going around with Thor? Who I presumed was hardly a nice guy to you when you were young?

[ikols]

Mmm. Same.

He was ... fine. I mind him less than the others, let's leave it at that.

[helpdesk_hero]

We can take turns if he goes characteristic to ours. And I won't pry more than that.

[ikols]

There's a Harry Osborn here too, but I don't think he's the son of the Norman.

[helpdesk_hero]

Well that is about seven kinds of headache. This recent Confluence has sure brought in a cluster of strange sorts.

[ikols]

First it brings in Spider-Men, now it brings in their foes. Who's next, a bunch of superhero partners?

[helpdesk_hero]

Well, there's also people out of cultures I thought were myths, because I met an Amazon. She's pretty cool. And when you talk about superhero partners...

You should come meet Laurie, have lunch with me and her sometime. Become an official part of the 'Elixir Protection Club'.

[ikols]

What!