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[helpdesk_hero]

This is David Alleyne, I'm not available at the moment.
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[helpdesk_hero]

I'm a supernatural genius and even I can attest to how hard it is.

[unkindled_madness]

A supernatural genius. Really?

[helpdesk_hero]

Supernatural powers granting me genius. I'm also a non-supernatural genius

[unkindled_madness]

Naturally.

[helpdesk_hero]

Indeed.

You okay?

[unkindled_madness]

Yes. We've spoken.

[helpdesk_hero]

Not sure who the 'we' is, but glad to hear it.

[unkindled_madness]

Loki and I.

[Obviously the most important thing.]

[helpdesk_hero]

Well, I'm even more glad to hear it then. You two are good to each other.

[unkindled_madness]

You think so?

[He doesn't disagree, it's just... strange to hear it as an outside observation.]

[helpdesk_hero]

I think so. I think so a lot. I remember your home, how you were together. What he did for you.

[unkindled_madness]

I suppose I'm glad that it's apparent.

[helpdesk_hero]

It was. I was glad for you both.

[unkindled_madness]

Thank you.

[He thinks? This is still kind of weird.]

[helpdesk_hero]

You're quite welcome.

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[vexant]

Logan showed up, but he's older and falling apart
And taller
And bitchier, he's pissing me off

[helpdesk_hero]

How can Logan be ANY bitchier than he already is? Fuck. Dude needs laid or something.

Thanks for the warning. Did he remember you? Always wondered if his memory would hold when he was really old. Bet it's heavy metal poisoning...

[vexant]

He has no idea who I am, or Foley
I'm babysitting Foley, Logan is yours

[helpdesk_hero]

No fucking way. I can't babysit Logan. I have a life and he stabs things. I already have a new stabby angry socially awkward mentor figure. Can't Squirrel Girl have him? I mean, I KNOW she's not really a mutant but she'd handle it better.

[vexant]

Do you have her number? I don't

[helpdesk_hero]

Of course I do. How do you not have her number?

[vexant]

haven't run into her yet
send me her number and i'll tell her to come get logan

[helpdesk_hero]

I'll dig it out.

Hey, what do you mean by 'falling apart' by the way?

[vexant]

Hacking up a lung and downing a bottle of painkillers falling apart
I'm trying to convince him to get over to mine and Josh's place but he's being himself

[helpdesk_hero]

Shit. Where is he?